the pros and con of being my friend
cons:
- i forget to reply a lot
- i feel uncomfortable in group chats
- i’m an awful person
- i can be embarrassing
- i talk too much
pros:
- uh
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Hey, the girl you just called fat?… Her pussy bald like Caillou. The girl you just called ugly?… She swag swag like Caillou. The boy you just tripped?… He go way back like Caillou. See that man with the ugly scars?… He go for it like Caillou. That guy you just made fun of for crying?… He’s dtf like Caillou.
Put this as you’re status if you go for it like Caillou. I bet 95% of you wont re-post, but I’m sure the people who don’t match like Caillou will!!!
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what did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor
“where’s my tractor”
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
If there is logic here, it’s lost on me.
This is what the Reds feared about democracy.
I can’t tell which is funnier: the guy falling oout of the window, the guy in the bag, or the blue guy in the back-left.
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Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.
It’d butter be
looks like shes bready to go
my flight had better be rye-t on time
i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat
I bet that costs a lot of dough.
that case is toastally awesome
That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.
i really knead that bag
That suitcase looks like bread.
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